January 2010
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Give money to Broke Brother therefore, Wife...
fmylife:
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
this made me laugh so hard cause his ex-wife is a bitch.
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Pet Peeve
Me: My pet peeve is when you need to make a right turn at an intersection, and there's a car in front of you, and the people are coming from the other side of the street and the car in front of you just waits for them even though they have SO much room to go. It just pisses me off!
Professor: Yes,well, that would also be illegal.
Aaaah, I was the only person in class with an illegal pet peeve.
If Walt Disney watched the Disney channel right...
(via lumos-maxima)
why, because Ashley Tisdale was on there?
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The Dark Cometh
sitting here drinking my cup of coffee from my new french press (which I am loving and so is my brother), I listen to the rain and the keyboard of the laptop as I type. I remember seeing the cloudy gray skies from the patio when I walked outside earlier. Dim lighting as I sift through photos and blogs, stuck in the corner as is my thoughts. I feel fine and content. Other than the cold that is...
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MAKE IT STOP
the people living above me are pretty much stomping on the floor around the place. And then it seems they are dragging objects and moving things to and fro. Is the wall just that thin? Judging by how I can hear them, I would say yes.
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I told myself
that I wouldn’t procrastinate this semester. That I would complete my work and try not to pull all nighters. But here I am, the day before school starts and pulling my first all nighter. Lol, this better be worth it.
Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least...
– CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show (via inothernews)
These motivational words of wisdom that Conan gave us during his last taping is so humble and inspiring. I want to drive myself and become successful so that in the future I can say, “Conan helped me become who I am today. I am with...
ED HELMS ON CONAN
killerbootsman:
ED HELMS ON CONAN
ED HELMS ON CONAN
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Finally getting used to
not seeing my tumblarity.
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Conan went back to being funny since he doesn’t have to suck up to the nbc dummies anymore. Love this monologue!