January 2011
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sofapizza:
nobodysparkles:
Why is it if a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, she’s a slut, but if a guy does the same thing, he’s a homosexual.
That got me. That really got me.
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fmylife:
Today, I discovered the source of my family’s wealth. Apparently my parents won a lawsuit against Durex 16 years ago. My 16th birthday is in 2 months. FML
Mom and dad’s best mistake ever. :)
So not an fml. They better get you a fancy car for your sweet 16…
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trevorsoelectric:
“Burial” -Miike Snow
So good....
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Umm.... wait wat? O_O →
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I keep having this feeling
that I’m funnier when I am sleep deprived.
This is probably untrue.
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Can someone get me this right now?! I'm FREEZING! →
When your mom makes your favorite meal.
killerbootsman:
dopernose:
The GIF is what makes this a quality post.
cutest
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Looks like someone is getting a Disneypass
killerbootsman:
hey have you guys heard of this new thing called a sewing machine cause it’s totally giving me a new warddrobe
i’m gonna get the proenza boots.
ETA: OH MY GOD MY SIZE JUST SOLD OUT WITHIN THE PAST 5 MINUTES I’M GONNA STAB MYSELF
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Some Italian Guys thought I was Italian
Me: Where are you guys from?
Italian Guy 1: We’re from Northern Italy, Milan. You’re Italian, right?
Me: What?! I’m not Italian!
Italian Guy 1: Then what are you?
Me: Half Japanese, quarter Mexican, quarter Irish.
Italian Guy 2: Mama mia!
Me:
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Watchpeetaah:
THAT MIDDLE GUY!
1. My friends and I were dancing to this at dtf which made this funnier!
2. I totally can see Carl was that middle guy hahaha!
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I had a feeling that 2011 is going to bring some...
and oh how it has not disappointed me.
It’s only been the second day.
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