November 2011
35 posts
The people ya always want are the people who
- dont want you
- dont live near you
- dont want you
lol
why is this so true to life?
When I see the person I have a crush on
Hahahkfelwjaf;ewa
especially happens when they come your way, but you turn around smiling expecting someone else, then you make eye contact, and then you freak cause you weren’t prepared for this moment, and then, and then… AFHJKEFKJBKVNBLIREHJO:IRJ!!!!! >.<;;
My brother is such a troll..
- Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
- Me: What is it, is it important?
- Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
- Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
- Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
- Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
- Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
- Me: You're not gay are yo-
- Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
- Me: Well what is it?!
- Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
- Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
